(First in a series)
1. In the game of rock-paper-scissors, rock clearly got the best end of the bargain.
2. Stepping barefoot on a LEGO is the most painful non-harmful thing you can do. But stepping barefoot on an extension cord is a pretty close second.
3. An indoor hotel pool sounds like a really good idea, until you remember: teenagers.
4. "The devil you don't know" is probably pretty lonely.
5. It's not impossible, but it is really hard to trust someone who doesn't like bacon.